One of the great things about being a teenaged boy in the early to mid
sixties was the fascination the entertainment industry had with spies. The James
Bond franchise was just beginning, Derek Flint was on the big screen and
television was a wonderland of espionage agents. You could hardly turn the
channel selector without coming across ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’, ‘Wild, Wild
West’ or ‘Honey West’. One of the staples of Sunday night was ‘Mission:
Impossible’. Decades before Tom Cruise took over the franchise we watched in awe
as a team of specialists saved America from the dangerous plots in foreign
countries. We would sit there entranced from the moment we saw that hand light
the fuse and the famous theme song from Lalo Schifrin began. For the next hour
we were transported to the international and dangerous world of the spy. For a
boy entering those teen years there was nothing better than a spy. They always
had the greatest gadgets to foil the evil doers. They had fast cars, traveled
around the world and no bad guy could intimidate them. They also always got the
girl. ‘Mission: Impossible’ was a weekly dose of this excitement and just
couldn’t be missed. Paramount is now up to the DVD release of the third season
of this memorable series. Once again they bring a little portion of our youth
back. If you think of the Tom Cruise flick when you hear the phrase ‘Mission:
Impossible" get this set and watch it with your parents. Sure the movies are
exciting but this is what started them off. As a television series the stories
still hold up amazingly well. While most of the ‘Iron Curtain’ references are
dated the thrills and suspense is timeless.
Almost every episode started off with one of the strictest formulas in
television history. It was also one of the best known and most parodied. At the
start of the episode the head of the IMF (Impossible Missions Force), Jim Phelps
(Peter Graves) would go to some public place such as a coffee shop or a park.
There he would exchange some strange phrases with an apparent stranger. They
would guide him to the location of a hidden tape recorder. Yes kids, this was
long before CDs. Once there he would play the tape and examine the packet of
photos attached. A mysterious voice (actually Bob Johnson) would outline the
mission and give him the option of refusing it with the phrase "Your mission,
should you decide to accept it" The voice would then warn him that if any member
of his team was captured or killed the secretary would disavow any knowledge of
their existence. The voice then told Phelps that the recording will self
destruct in five seconds and then smoke would come out of the recorder. Phelps
would then retire to his faboulous apartment (I guess heading the IMF pays
pretty well), and go through a stack of photos with the possible agents at his
disposal. In this season a few guest stars where chosen but usually the key team
was selected. This team consisted of former actress and socialite Cinnamon
Carter (Barbara Bain), master of all things electronics Barney Collier (Greg
Morris), master of disguise, accents and slight of hand Roland Hand (Martin
Landau) and former circus strongman Willy Armitage (Peter Lupus). The group
would then meet at Phelps’ place and go over the assignment.
What I remember so vividly from watching this series is even to my teenaged
eyes some of the covers they had been a bit flimsy. It seems that all they have
to do is dress Barney in some overalls with ‘GAZ KOMPANY’ on the back and they
can infiltrate any top secrete location behind the Iron Curtain. With that said
this team was the best con men in history. They didn’t just shoot someone they
wanted out of the way they would make the target’s own people distrust him and
do the dirty work for the IMF. The whole fun of the series was getting into the
elaborate deception that they would pull off. Usually at the center of the fraud
were the makeup skills of Roland. He was able to create latex masks of the
target and impersonate them perfectly. The pay off at the end was when Roland
would peal off the mask to reveal his own face, smile and the team was on their
way home. If you needed a man distracted you could always count on Cinnamon to
put on a slinky dress and vamp her way in. Barney was always stuck in some duct
deep in the installation they were invading setting up diverted phone lines,
playing with the power lines or making elevators go to the wrong floor. Willy
was always available for the required heavy lifting while Phelps was out front
working the scam.
While most of the time the IMF fought foreign adversaries sometimes they took
on the Syndicate, a vague name for organized crime. Some of the best episodes
were when the IMF had to duplicate a complete location. In one episode in this
season the built a duplicate of a gas chamber to trick an assassin into
divulging vital information. The look on the crook’s face when he realizes what
just happened was priceless. Week after week this small group of American agents
made complete fools out of the bad guys. They depended on the greed and lack of
trust of their enemies and the evil doers never let them down. What worked so
well in this series was the fact that the episodes were more like little films.
The stories were always true to the formula but still remained fresh.
This cast worked extremely well together. There was on screen chemistry that
pulled the audience in. Of course Landau and Baines were man and wife back then
and that helped. Peter Graves was the quiet mastermind who not only set things
in motion but was an important part of the mission. Landau had a pretty easy gig
here. For most of the episode he was in disguise which actually meant another
actor had the part.
I love it when a new Paramount television season set DVD comes along. They
have such a great selection in their vaults that there is something for
everyone. Even if you never seen this series back in the day it is well worth
getting. For those of us that enjoyed it in our younger days the show never
looked better. The color has been done to perfection. It is bright, clear and
shows little of the decades that have past. The audio was re-mastered for Dolby
5.1 but for the purists out there they also include the original mono track. The
re-mix is very well done and does add depth to the experience. This is family
entertainment that is something to have and enjoy over and over again.
Posted 11/15/07